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[challenge entry] So there are these nuns in a car.....


Apologies for quickness, dirtyness, seam-mongering and general roughness.

All hail bumfish!

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(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# One of my all time favourite jokes.
Woo

bumfish
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# haha
that is a classic:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha... It's not 'Rough' it's 'Stylised'
Good joke...
and Seam monger *Snortle*...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
stylised rustic
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Is that Christopher Lee? Can't see, sorry.
He's releasing an album.

Yes.

EDIT - He's an opera singer, so it's possibly going to be that kind of ting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Christopher Lee is releasing an Album... Really?
Oooh... I bet it's German Techno... He's Crazy for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# it's crossover gabba and acid skiffle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Now that is a Night I'd go to...
Strum and bass anyone (Folk with a kick)
Prog Grime...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# my ambition is to play
'spitfire' by the prodigy, on my ukulele
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha...
I've always wanted to do a fake, over-earnest Coldplay style Version of Do The Bartman...

Haven't recorded it Yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahah
lovely thought
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)
# He's more into the rap game nowdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Straight Outta Da Grave...
I'm da Vampire Motherfucker...
I'm gonna Fang you up.. You and your Bitches...
Then I'll rhyme fucker with Motherfucker....

Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Haha.
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Christopher Lee is releasing an album?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I shit you not
Bizarre magazine has an interview with him. I haven't read it yet but the manwife has (overly excitedly, if you ask me) informed me that's what it says.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'll be getting that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *Also Signs up*
He's a star... A real Gent...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# You should.
It's got Aria Giovanni being gorgeous in it again.

and Sophie Howard with her baps out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I'll also be getting
this soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)
# If it has Red/CoconutHeadFaceMan/Mother Nefarious/Thierry Toole...
As top Cast member.. Gotta be Good...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ace!
But he's nearly 872 years old! I hope he doesn't over excite himself.

(Christopher Lee that is, not your manwife).
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Don't worry.. I've seen the Hammer movies...
If he pops a number of bored English Aristocrats (Modelled loosely on the Hellfire Club) will probably bring him back with an unexplained combo of Mumbo Jumbo, unrealistic blood and Large Sideburns...

(Oooh Have't watched any Hammers in Ages... Will have to dig some out)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Well I likes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)
# good joke
shame about the seamage
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)