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(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Is that silly woman still setting her lawyers on you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Not at the moment.
I ought to change it with the compo being over and all.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Just out of interest
what was the substance of their claim against you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# was it a sort of malleable, squishy substance
with a warm, pungent aroma, possibly a dense mocha or burnt sienna colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Oooh! I miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# only me, Muffins!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# STFU N00B!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hello Mugatu!!
:D

....oh
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I AM THE STUNT DOUBLE
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)
# goo goo gjoob
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# you're hairier than i remember....
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Wait until you see what has happened with my vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# There's a dugong in the Serpentine!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# that's no seacow!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# oh the huge manatee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ...and relax...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# but they're wearing wetsuits...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *filenames*
*penny drops*

But... but they're not skin divers!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# they just have funny-coloured skin,
that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)