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[challenge entry] rp *cough*

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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I think I get it......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:53, archived)
# I want to hire a bunch of zulu warriors to follow me around
And they can throw spears at people who cheese me off.
"ZOMG MY KEYBOARD WONT WORK"
"is it plugged in?"
"OH. LOLZ!"
*Stab*

'ning jeccler. Hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# all that shield banging would make it hard to talk tho!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# What? It'd make it even better!
"excuse me, could you tell your zulus to be quiet?"
*STAB*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# TODAY IS THE BABY'S DUE DATE!
*wears incontinance pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Yay! Congrats again and so forth!
Name and gender?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Girl and "Nell"
Well, at least we think that lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)
# ooohhhh
good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I once had an embarrassing one in a massage place. Almost got more than I bargained for. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# That happened to me too
But I just went with it :)

Afterwards I did feel a bit silly, since all the relaxation work that had happened prior was undone in a frantic massage table fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Hihi bawls
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)
# The bloke's sister and his 2 young nephews were over, so it was a bit noisy
but fun

Apparently, the youngest (8) said that I am "Very cool".

Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)
# sounds good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)
# it was :D
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# more nings Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)