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# This compo is just generally shite.
No imagination required.

Having said that there have been a few decent results.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# theres always afew gems....
'ning try!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# "try"?
Now there's shortening a name, and then there's overshortening a name.

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# sorry was.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'ning Ian!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Ian Vesby!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# shut up, w

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Hah
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 'ning! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Ning to you :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# what is, or what does ivesb stand for?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# he's called Benjamin Ives
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Sounds like a Robinson Crusoe type character.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# its Ben actually.
happy now!!! everyone knows my name!
i was enjoying anoniminity
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Surely you mean "*grooms*"?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# All of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *loads blunderbuss*
stalk a bit closer....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ... blunderbuss \o/
Your pellets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# you have wings?
And what is a "droog" anyhow?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# A Goord backwards
Obviously.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# As in a clockwork orange
Alex and his 'droogs'. I love that filum.

I have wings at a certain time of the month, boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# never seen it.
I guess I should one day...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *spangs*
you cad!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *sigh*
*Picks up dictionary*
Lets see...CAB...CACKLE...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# You should
it's one of the few films that stands up to the book
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=droog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ^^ yep
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ok,
*smashes over head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Ha! Fooled you
*removes fake head*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Nuts?
Where do you see nuts, young man?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# yours will do
*kicks w in nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *looks smug as spiked codpiece absorbs blow*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
#
good job i'm wearing steelies....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Good job my codpiece is made of cast iron then.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# you've put it on inside out
ya freak!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *growls*
Ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# WHAT NUTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# peanuts.....
sorry ma'am...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *checks for self*
*gets slapped*
yup.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *milks*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# they're hairy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# All the better for tickling you with, my dear
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Heh
Genuine lol there!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *steals identity*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Oi!!
gobshite!! telling freebs my name!!
how the hell did that come up anyway?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I didn't tell anyone your name
he probabily guessed. ask him
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# actub would be more fitting, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# why?...........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# It was a complete guess
I promise you, he did not tell me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# that little scrote!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# oh
you are such a squeeler, freebs
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# i guess 'Ives, Barry'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Happy b3tadayyyyy!!
*glomps HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Are we twins?


Happy B3taDay to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# yup, conjoined too.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I'm off for a gentleman's relax...
...shut your eyes Mictoboy.

Happy B3taDay to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Oooh loving the hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Jacob Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# 'Ning Wasted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'Ning madam :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Who told you?
It's lies, all lies, you can't prove a thing!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Told me what?
That you're a madam?

Well the 'Mrs' gave me a clue...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# oi!
&darr
&darr
&darr
&darr
&darr
&darr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# as she stands there singing for money!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I shall have you know that I spent more time on my compo entry yesterday than actual work!
So there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I regularly do ;)
Like I say, there have been a few good results.

The vast majority, however, have been "OMG TEXT ON FILM POSTER" type entries.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Indeed *roll eyes*
The seam cup runneth over
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hmm.
I'd better repost this then.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# my god, chronicles of riddick was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I thought it was alright
for eye candy purely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# And it's
all my fault. Woo-hoo!

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *kills with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)