My conversations with them usually go:
*door opens*
'Hello! Have you ever considered accepting Jesu...'
*SLAM*
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:36,
archived)
of course
there's always
"so, how many places are there in heaven?"
"right, and how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there today?"
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mutster101 fell over,
Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:48,
archived)