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# awwwww
where do you work?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# in the zoo, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# not neccessarily!!
he could work in the north pole!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not sure if its piss of not
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# lets just call it......
precum
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# not necessarily.
it could be a, uh, bear factory
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not necessarily.
not, in fact, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# not even a bit?
go on, work in the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# he's not at my work sadly
I work in a psychology lab in Jena, easternish Germany, despite being all of the scottish.

So I do experiments on humans rather than fluffy little polar bears. But I saw this fella on the german news.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I bet the germans dig your scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# :D
Oh yes. Especially my adorably bad german grammar and scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# good lord! is it like;
och ich ein lieben laddie?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# his sig is proof enough :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# :P
ich bin pzykozomatik. ich bin ein großen Expert. :P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# do you germies have a function key on your keyboards for umlauts and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# öäüöäüöäößßßßöäßüößäöüßöäßößüößäßßßäöüöäöüßöäößü
oh ja

nings

edit: the Z and the Y are also swapped - those crazy goimans

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# no we have extra keys
like this

üüüüüü

ööööö
ääääää
ßßßßßßßßß

And the z and y are swapped round, which makes using computers back in scotland a bit confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# so where do you put said extra keys?
do you just have larger keyboard or are there some letters the germans don't use?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# it's the same size keyboard
but the üöä are in a triangular formation next to p and l, and the keys that were once there are allocated to other keys.

For example @ is AltGr + Q

Fascinating or what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# that is indeed interesting
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# morning sexy!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# moin moin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Human experimentation in Germany?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
If you'll just follow me to this nice shower room sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)