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[challenge entry] Yes it's a repost for the comp - as if I'm the only one
But they decided that the original opening of Die Hard with a Vengeance wasn't quite threatening enough.

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! growler, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I saw that on American TV
and i was very curious how they'd deal with that.
It said simply 'I HATE PEOPLE'.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# they'd recorded loads more extra lines too in the dubbing as they do for most films
so instead of things like 'ass' they say things like 'bum'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Hey flip you
melonfarmer etc.
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Repo Man?
The same channel atht had "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass" from The Big Lebowski come out as "This is what happens when you funa stranger in the Alps". The bustards.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Yippie K'yah
Kemo Sabe!
(Toomz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I saw it on an aeroplane
It said 'I Hate Everybody'
(Toomz, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# that was the one
i forgot the exact word but that sounds right.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Die Hard was on last night
but, correct me if I'm mistaken, his board read "I hate Black People" and he was wearing it in a black neighborhood. They blurred it out so it wouldn't be offensive to anyone. pfsh, fucking censors.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# you're kidding, right?
then why did all those, um, African-Americans try to kill him? sheesh...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# That's the original sign
They 'shopped it to say the "N" word in the full-strength movie.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I hate Nittens?
Doesn't make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I hate Mittens...
...that makes more sense.

I like my hand clothing to have individual finger support.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Of course it doesn't
It's American!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Woo
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Tee Hee
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)