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[challenge entry] Phwoar

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(Vectrex, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# we all love the fatties, especially us internet fatties
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Then may I recommend a magazine called 'Voluptuous'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Velociraptor!?
/hides behind sofa
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Velux Roof Windows?!
*wraps self in a tea towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Ventricle leading left to aorta
*wraps self up in ribcage*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# valium leading to arsnic
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# dimensionally challenged monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# one of my "mates" got that once
they should call it "Voluptuous and Hairy"

can I be on your shippyboat please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Kinell, why am I so popular today?!
As what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# if it's any help
i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *fondly fondles*
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# has b3ta become such an obvious fiddlefest
I remember back in the day the only fiddlefest activities were in the gay shift, and it was funny, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE B3TA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

/drops to knees
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# sorry
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *unzips*
while you're down there....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I did and said that when the manwife proposed
Obviously before I realised what he was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *piiiiiiiiiiissseeeeess*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# thats it baby,
shower me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Yes
I will deal with you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# 'ning!
I daren't reciprocate. GMOS gets jealous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# fair enough


Let's do it here where he can't see :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah, that'll be why you give me presents.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it's all a front
so that i can poison you

or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You had your chances.
I was asleep not a metre away from you for ages.

Anyway, be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i am filled with glee
and don't mean a word

but once i started it was tricky to stop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ahhh
See, I knew you were my number one fan after all.

That's the thing with starting things. Whatever you do, don't have heroin.

How's you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# sorry. I think you're just generally brill ;)
how about Chief Philanthropist?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Nah
summat boaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Head of Seamen in the Poop Deck!
Hahaha!
*scurries away*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# that's kind of boaty...
ok, how about Plank Maintenance?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# make that
"c_kick maitenance"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# oh hadn't spotted that

Edit: Can I be Macheteist please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I prefer 'Ectomorph Review'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# More of an 'Anorexic Sikh Quarterly' gal meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Is that for
Plus sized velosaraptors?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# if they keep going straight then they might just luck out and fly through the middle
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *salutes*
oi oi
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# 'allo!
I ate too many cookies at lunch and feel a bit ill now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Is that
Vanessa Feltz on the cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# !!!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# yes
the rest of her is on next week's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# bum
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)