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# I love it.
Don't see what all the jibber-jabber was about.

1 pill my arse. I've been taking anything from 1 to 6 most weekends for 20 years. I've felt a bit rough some mornings but never had the indecency to embarrass my parents and die in a club.

( and for some reason when I've had a bit too much my piles flare up, but that's between you and me and my dog )


edit:/ half the pictures won't show up so I'm buggering off for a spliff and some cognac. I might be back. I might be battered by the wife, Who knows, it's the wheel of misfortune!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:21, archived)
# presumably because you've never drunk toxic quantities of water while doing so
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# perhaps it was just toxic water

eh? no-one thought of that did they?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)
# perhaps it was an angry vengeful bottle with bitey teefs and venom.


eh? no-one thought of that did they?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# apart from you? almost definitely not
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)
# No never. I'm
an old fashioned guy and stick to large quantities of beer. OK I admit to a couple of heart murmors in the late 80's but I'd done 5 ounces of coke that weekend plus the disco biscuits, it was 10 am and I was on the nest. At vinegar stroke I thought I'd popped my clogs and needed a stay in the infirmary but I was pushing it a bit.

I was a bit of a pussy last time at the Palais and drank Vodka Ice with my little pink stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)
#
140g of charlie in one weekend? Sure it wasn't icing sugar?
(Fixx, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 23:03, archived)
# erm, this.
I've never done coke (or any other illegal drug) but that sounds like a lot of coke. Bloody hell your nose must have been sore.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 1 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I'm sure he means 5 grams.
£45 a gram, 140g is much money.
(Nam_Rood, Tue 1 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Considering
Coke makes you think you are a hero, and everyone else thinks you are Mark Lamarr, I'd give it a miss and wank a dog to death instead.
(Prince of Prance, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# not showing for me either

you've broken teh internets etc
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)
# spliff + cognac =
splognac
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# haha I hope it ends up sounding like that.

/bitter from being ill all day blog
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# oh dear :(
*huggles and gives health-improving medicines*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Yay!
Thankyou :D

*perks up*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# bet you feel like dancin' now, don't ya?
and maybe a drink of water
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Do I?!

How big is this bottle of water again?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)