Pip's the cutest!!
Your cards LIE. Like monkeys in doorways.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 10 May 2007, 16:04,
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If you had an infinite number of monkeys in a doorway,
eventually one of them would shout "LIES!"
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 10 May 2007, 16:12,
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