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[challenge entry] if gingers ruled the world
they would finally get laid haha

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I've laid many a ginger
your comment makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# do they really have ginger pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# No.
They have technicolour pubes.

what colour pubes do you think they'd fucking have?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# well i have a ginger beard
but the rest of me is brown, so you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Ditto.
It's really fucking annoying.
I dye it on a weekly basis, to my shame.

*realises that he's going to be the butt of ginger jokes now*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
no it just makes you prettier
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Ginger on a goth is not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha yes
i just meant the fact you colour it make you prettier.

in an awww "hug the lovely dyed beard goth" sense.

*awws and hugs* :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I will eventually come to a b3ta bash
and just to spite everyone I'm going with a full mohawk, my bondage skirt, my bulletproof jacket and fuck off big spiky boots.
And too much black makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# i will eventually come to a b3ta bash and give you a big smoosh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7264947
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# I'm not going to take my eyes off my drink
so you can leave the rohypnol at home.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Does this hankerchief smell of chloroform to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# *sniffs*
*comes to*

*sits gingerly*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I have to go to that bash.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# and you will still not be the
biggest weirdo in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Hah
you're probably right about that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I find that the jokes only ever
happen on the internet. People don't tend to take the piss out of us gingers in person due to the fact that 99% of us are psychotic mentalists. It's only science and vitamin D.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# ginger
down below
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Some
some of them have none!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# mmmm...slippy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# i think he's probably a virgin who is jealous of us gingers' sexual prowess
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I also have laid one or two
gingers make nice girls sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Yes, yed they do
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# *comes*
are they all micto?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# yes
the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# there's one where you look quite sexy
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# just one?
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# the rest of them you look like a bit of a tranny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Clydebank docks
hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# it was a short film
i was dressed up like that by a 'friend'
got nicely pissed though, so the evening wasn't wasted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# my missus is
i just needed writing for the pic lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I haven't and wish I had
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# That's funny
I have and I wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Yeah but you're in Scotland
It's like shooting fish in a barrel:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# This is true
sexy sexy mental as fuck fish.
if only they wern't so fucking mad i'd stay with one.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# ^this
*slavers and claps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I thought it was only the ginger guys that statistically had a 304% less chance of getting laid?
'ningles nighty nod nod ppl.

I think the very fact that I typed 'ningles nighty nod nod means I should have gone a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# haha night night
I'm off too

g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# you should have switched sexuality a while back
night night xxx
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Can't be arsed
I lost the remote down the sofa somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# nite ghosty!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# nah nites river ghost
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)