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[challenge entry] In the future no one will be considered for leadership unless they are ginger
Never-the-less there’s always a way around.


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(iamatree, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# wig!
the eyebrows tell the truths
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# if gingers ruled the internet
oh wait, BLAST YOU ROB!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# my eyebrows only speak german

but I bet they tell the truth in german though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Augenbrauen von mediocre, werde ich allein sterben?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Everyone dies alone

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Except maybe if you're a siamese twin with a single heart
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *hopes for bizarre binding accident*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I've been searching for the truth for years
now I know where I was going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# The eyebrows tell you what the pubic hair is like too.
With ladies at least, in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# what about monobrows?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# that tells you ALL you need to know! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Goes up to the
Belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I knew a girl
who had a thick black treasure trail leading into her pant area, yet she'd still wear short tops.

I found it hard not to stare, yet harder to look.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# not true.
my last few exs had eyebrows :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Heh
You need to check the bath plug hole then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# whilst doing this i discovered...
... that he has copious ammounts of fluf around his ears
(iamatree, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# And more
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# no true scotsman has non-ginger eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# shhhh
I don't want anyone to know I secretly dye my eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I don't have ginger eyebrows but I have the odd suspicious ginger pube
what does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# no I'm definitely scottish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# UNCLEAN



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# sloth DNA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# ^this seems most likely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# SASSENACH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I'll cut your internet tounge out if you dare refer to me as that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 12 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# *pulls cap*
sorry, laird. back to mowing the lawn for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Good Day Sah
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Did someone say Gordon Brown?
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Iiiiiit's
Gordon Ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)