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[challenge entry] A proof. Of sorts.


How do Creationists think that viruses mutate, if they don't believe in any form of evolution?

Q: How many Creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulbs don't exist

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
this is great. and the joke makes it even better.

'ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# 'ning db
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *stalks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *pretends not to get gratification from the experience*
naughty gratification
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 'ning roony!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# he's evolved into something very serious
and now he doesn't danse any more
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# now this one
i like
(midnight rapist tocajamón, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Arf, woo, yay
Ahh, you know the drill.

*clickethy*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# haha
I like how we've evolved past dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# and saxophone...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hooray for you!

May I keep you?

And how on God's Earth are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# You are Caspar the Friendly Ghost
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# You can indeed keep me!
Collect all 5.25 for an amazing set!

And I'm not on God's Earth today, I'm on Brian Wilson's Earth. It's very sunny, and tea and milkshakes are available on tap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# oh dear,
the current pinnicle of evolution looks a bit stern...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I got stuck in the 5th evolutionary stage
Armwhirrery and Legjivery
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ENVOLVE MAN! FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE ENVOLVE!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *spins arms whirring at supersonic speed*
*legjives and generally hotsteps with feet like nuclear explosions*

ENVOLVE! ENVOLVE! ENVOLVE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# this isn't /talk (yet)
take your envolving elsewhere please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I think you should personally
start a new dance craze. Take your whirling dervishness of a boogie on tour, round the clubs of the country and get everyone DOING THE ENVOLVE!

"spin your limbs like you're gonna win
ten pounds on the LOTTER-RRYYY
rotate your legs like you're gonna win
a SACKFUL OF POTTER-RRRYY"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# It's been quite a craze on talk already
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# You're quite the popular
little urchin in *the other place* these days, aintcha?

*says "aintcha" in the style of Noddy Holder*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I think I'm still second stage
A blob with a face
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Awwww...
Not true at all.

I can see a hand as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Alright, a blob with a face and a hand then
Picky picky picky
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I chose
to stay at that state, it's much more fun.

My future evolutionary state will be a being with electronic cables for arms, and a kettle and a mug for appendages.

And a constant supply of teabags for a brain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# 'guins ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
#
haha
(Schlottie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# pffft
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# why
can't I click this?

It's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# pffft
penguins can't be that intelligent, these ones can't even get out of my freezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i think it's more accurate
(disconnected, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# the asent of groam
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# haha
bang on
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I evolved my bulbasaur.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# haha
I love the dancing guy.

Yay! I can walk upright and use tools!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)