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[challenge entry] I think this proves the creationists right then... sadly.


I know, it's crap but I did make it at 6 this morning when I was half asleep.

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(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I'll have to concur
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# See it's supposed to be a Bible on one side
and books on Evolution on t'other and the Bible is heavier in fact than the other books.

Seriously, 6am in the morning is a bad time for ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# it is 9pm
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# It is? Holy shit, I really have overslept. :)
I made it at 6 this morning. Note to self, don't shop without a cup of tea inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# how did it get stuck up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Well, doctor, I was making my early morning cuppa
naked and put it on my seat and "accidentally" sat on it. How horribly embarrassing for me I realise, but can you do something?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Ah, is this a witty comment
on how creationists believe that the Bible is a heavier book than dozens of others, when in actual fact, science can very simply prove the opposite?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# i imagine it is the weight of many years of veneration
compare to science's relatively recent appearance

doesn't mean it's not utter bollocks, mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I think science has been around longer than religion
you could argue that the discovery of fire was an accident but it's maintenance and constant use was scientific endeavour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# What makes me laugh is creationists that study one of the sciences
Surely they are being hypocritical as one can't exist with the other.

You can't be a scientist and believe in creationism, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# It's their way of undermining the opposition
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Haha. Creationist spies,
Spreading their lies,
It's just a belief,
What a relief,
Nothing but spin,
Science will win.

Hurrah for evolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Creationists would argue that the "evidence"
in their little pamphlet outweighs centuries of scientific research.

edit: forgot the woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# fuck them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Don't annoy me while I'm losing at poker.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I'm winning now so you can gay off!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# That's a James Kelman
at the bottom, and I claim my five bob.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Probably,
just a random stack of books with the spines cloned out thanks to Google images and some bad shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# how late it was
how late
(meepmeep is, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I think I am going to click the hide button under every compo post
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I think you should do what makes you happy.
Also shop some more cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *second account because I have hidden several posts and am not going to click unhide all*
I have 4 cars half drawn, but I don't know which to finish first :(
(davew2.7 what?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Do them in order of value
Most expensive first and the Lada last.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# ROFL! H4XX0RZ?
How did you know I was drawing a Lada?

Anyway, that would make it go: Daimler, Chevrolet, Skoda, Lada
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I wish I could edit that post now
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Everyone should draw at least one Lada
It's the people's car, after Volkswagon of course which literally is the people's car.

I'll be quiet now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Are you a creationist Dave?
If you are you aren't alone on here, there have been a few comments for that side of the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Ever
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# pfffttt...
are they the same scales used for justice and the work/life balance HR spouts?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)