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# Large scoop of slowly-melting Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream
served on Johnny Depp's torso?

/wishful thinking
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# o_O
What about the rest of him???
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# cold foodstuffs + rude bits (on a boy) = bad idea
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, I can vouch for this...
But you only have his torso?

I thought the face was the appeal..

Just when I think I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# No, silly, I have all of him
the torso is the best place for serving foodstuffs because it is flat.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# does this apply to Maltesers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Good lord man
no-one in their right mind would use Maltesers for sexy fun time!
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *has to agree*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Ah yes...
people like Depp have flat torsos don't they...

Can't help but think of Hot Shots and the fried breakfast now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Clavicle is also good
especially for slightly wet foods.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# You can't put wet stuff on a clavichord!
they're antique instruments!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)