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[challenge entry] Gord the Pop idol
Well just in case he screws it up, he could always return to the recording studio.

From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 353 entries (closed)

(sideways14a Is not quite a full 6 pack, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
*imagines Gordon Brown singing*

hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Taaaake *GOOOH* Ooooon *GOOOOH* Meeeeee *GOOOOH*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Next big hit
Gordon brown singing Golden brown
(sideways14a Is not quite a full 6 pack, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Gordon Brown, detested by some
Crazy Brown, with my dosh he runs
Throughout the night, no point in a fight
There'll be a frown, with Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I wish John Prescott was in power.
I'd pay a lot of money to see him hit Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# as much as I dislike prescott
It would be funny to see him beating the shit out of various world leaders

"Come on then, yer bastard!!" *SLAP*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Exactly!
It'd be like having a boxer for PM.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# they'd all be scared of him
and britain would rule the world!

then they'd just get pissed off and nuke us

:D

yay!

er, maybe not so good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# True.
But then again we could use Prescott's enormous beer belly to bounce the nukes back at whatever country sent them at us.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# cor!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# john prescott used to be a polititian once
but then he got into the cabinet, and he became a pointless mess
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# True, true.
I get the feeling he's a pent-up big fat bastard full of anger.
Perfect choice for a cabinet minister.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I want Prince Phil.
He's less offensive to the senses than New 'Labour'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# He'd be great :D
"I don't want any of you bloody Yanks over here. And you can fuck off with your nukes."
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Today, I went to Northern Korea.
I wasn't there for long though, because I didn't want to go all slitty eyed.

Anyway, they're all short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Probly sounds like The Proclaimers on solvents
Speaking of which, the chap on the left there looks a wee bit like Charlie Proclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I cannot at this point in time commit myself to walking a distance of 500 miles
However through prudent tax investment policies I believe this government can provide an increase of 5% in the basic rate of miles walked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Difficult to fit into a catchy melody though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Nah they'll just increase the length of a mile by 5%
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *checks pedometer*
Get tae fuck wi' ye.

You can get out and walk, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Allowing for 5% increase in time taken to travel
(ie no fucking difference)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# or to local politics in the bristol area

or to carphone whorehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *checks challenge*
Jesus, I could go on an enormous reposting frenzy that'd last through the night, just like my sweet lovin'

*tries to resist*

edit/ Sorry, rude of me - your picture is most woo!

Edit 2/ and Ning you bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# 'Ning Waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# What about me?
I would like a good morning too please
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Good Morning lovely Miss P!
Obviously you're not included in the above "cunts" catch all and so you are correct in demanding a personalised greeting, which I, for my part, am happy to supply.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Thank you Waspy
:)
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I've always wanted to hear his version of 'Downtown'

*scurries*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)