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# Bear with me
My band.

That's me, the one who isn't a trained dancing bear
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I've got a flannel to wash my face
when it gets mucky, I feel disgraced!



five pounds to whoever recognises the song.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# tempted by squeeze
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Hmm It was actually sock episode 3 as far as I was concerned.
but... erm... ask spazzcat- she has your fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# You are so scene
it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# scene?
me?
how?
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# erm,
It might be the tie and shorts, possibly.



Or the Ursine friends
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# oh and
tie and shorts, usually I would wear tie, shirt, blazer, trousers and shoes of some form, if I had it with me, I would also have my pork pie hat on!

Summer is far too hot for full rudie gear
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# dance emo! dance!
*shoots floor*
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# "You all saw him,
He had a poem"
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# put down the prose
and step away from the bears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# *genuine lol*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# prose? my feelings in haiku
I am not emo,
Never would I talk through rhyme,
I dislike poems.

I really like bears,
I think they are aliens,
Not from planet earth.

one two three four five,
one two three four five six se,
one two three four five.
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# not bad
that last verse could be better
and more lyrical
but all in all, good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# I wanted to
Go for something a bit better, but gave in, and though, fook it, quote Two Pint's Of Lager, yay, everyones a winner!
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# when "better"
takes up valuable drinking time, "ok" will do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# OK then, not mine but funny, I think
Writing a haiku
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffi...
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# emo, hell no
Actually in a ska band :)

Hate emo music too, we just thought we would take the piss with a very sombre looking picture, but I was the only one who could pull it off.

I'll dig a photo to prove our sceneness otherwise if you wish? Or you could just take me word for it?
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# *takes word*





*sells on eBay*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# *takes action*
*sues you*
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# *bids*
*is winnar*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# You're clearly not scene
the t-shirt on the right declares it
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# drummer
I know nothing of the unseen. is that sarcasm or niet?
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# *sigh*
it says unseen, or....UN-SCENE. Get it, do you get it, eh? do you? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# yeah
but it was crap :)
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# my how you've grown
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# lol
heheh
(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)