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# I wonder what would happen
if one tried to laminate their penis.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# squashed and burned?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# it would probably be FP'd?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# -makes mental note-
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# probably look like the B3ta front page :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *wipes off semi mind wee*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I laminated an Oxo Cube once
it was beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Well, you wouldn't need any condoms for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I would like to have a go
with the large plastic vac former a mate has.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# They would die of not being able to wee
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Not if they
cut off their winky first, then weed through the hole.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# That reply
renders the 'not being able to pee' argument nullo and void.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yes.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)