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[challenge entry] Quick, shit 'n' nasty

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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# haha
I know what really happened to Flipper my first goldfish.

He stopped swimming one day because he was bored, so we flushed him down the toilet so he could go and swim with his friends in the sea.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# was he looking for his dad?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# lol
plus the memorable;

"Why does Hammy the Hamster look different mommy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Because its not a Hamster.... its a Burmese python, Terry!
and this is a chip shop.... gawd you really are a Fuckwit aren't you Terry?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# because we shaved and gutted him
it's the marinade that's turned him orange
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Are you saying your dog has parkinsons?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)