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# mm pig fucking
A fuck and dinner all in one beast
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# A friend of mine worked in an abattoir.
One night he got lifted, whilst drunk, for 'urinating in a public place' and taken down to the sty.

'Occupation?' asks the duty sergeant.
'I kill pigs.'

'Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ha! I worked in an abattoir when I was 15
I didn't kill pigs but I did give enemas to piles of freshly-removed cow guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)