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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# with bra!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Yes
And she's going to try it on Ron, implying RON IS IMPOTENT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# well, good for him
:D

she do ron ron she do ron ron
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It's not good
That's why she's got a pot full of viagra for him to try out on his brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# O_O
that's just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# And hermione is wearing a pink bra outside her top.
You think that's right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I think it's great!
she should wear more bras

infact, everyone should
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I've never worn one
and I'm not about to start
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# aww
tiny moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE MOOBS
You have huge ones, however.
You should wear a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# It's no good...
....without pics.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# that's the before, when you were in the army
what about the after :)

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# haha
Fuck off! That was last year and part of a bigger picture taken just for b3ta.I'm as fit as a butchers dog and could still beat all you whippersnappers within an inch of your pathetic, miserable lives. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
not if I have a chainsaw you can't

so ner :)

and not just any chainsaw

but a £20 one from lidl!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha, have you not played doom?
remington shotgun beats chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# oh ok
I'll see what I can get hold of

any limits to be imposed? :)

hmm, you were using big things that threw big pointy things weren't you?

I can't get those :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# not at all.
Borrow one of mine.
www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# oh cool
traditional dueling

with howitzers :D

with tactical nukes I hope?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# That's the second time!
Stop showing me your chest!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# That's what you want
to aspire to when you grow up. Bit of beef gets you sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# YOU get sex?
What was she, deafblind?

Edit: That's actually really nasty, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Don't make me get my wife
to come on here and humiliate you. You won't be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# heh
"attention's attention" innit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Sorry :)
That was actually really horrible of me, and I apologise.






But it was funny nontheless
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *NIPPLE CRIPPLE!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I do
my moobs are so good I'm going to get naked and just look at them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# If you read the new book you'll see that Ron sure ain't impotent!
Oh yeah, get in there Ronnie, FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Whats witht he hermonie in a bra pictures?
they are shopped right? Because I still see her as a kid and they mess with my mind.
/is getting old blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# but she's legal now
so it's not a crime

it's just wrong

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# It's not a crime
It's just gross and creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)
# yup
gross and creepy :)

oh what's hisface probably wouldn't thinkso

ahh peter stringfellow that's the chap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Why?
Does he have a thing about irritating child actresses with giant chins?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# I think he has a thing about women under 20
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# They're shopped, yes
I've created a one-b3tan bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Well they do get married in the last book.
Warning: Spoilers above
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# And they have kids
And so do Harry and Ginny

Spoilers above
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# And Mad-Eye, Remus, Colin Creevy, Tonks, Tonks' father, Fred, Snape die
Big spoilers above :D
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# AND HEDWIG
Spoiler above
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot about that...
It made me =(
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Yep
It was sad.

I like how HARRY DIES

Spoilers above
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Oh no they don't
b3ta.com/board/7428164
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Erectus phallus impressiva!
dirty minx. Woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# You noticed!
Wooh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# She dies
Enjoy the rest of your book.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)