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[challenge entry] pearoast, I think
but it still amuses me.

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(Shinigami, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# 73.32 KB ???
It better not be a repost at that size!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# And why is it a gif?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# It would be just as good in plain HTML text
"Achoo! Harry catches Aids"

See?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# But I didn't think it was funny in the first place.
What good will plain text do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Send it to /talk
and out of our way
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Nah
They're vicious over there.
They'll tear me to shreds.

/feral blog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Nah they won't.
Both boards appear to have overly nazi bastards, and they're usually on during daylight hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Except Pasanonic, who is blatantly a vampire.
'Ning Pasanonic!

Edit: Hopefully they won't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# what?
/talkers are definitely fucking egotistical, 'look at me', attention seeking whores and will stop at no moral limit if they think it will get them a laugh or kudos from their peers. Shame that less than 1% of them are actually intelligible enough to be humorous.

I look like a quiet pussy when I visit /talk as the place is full to the neck with radicals. Apart from around 7-8am, it's quite pleasant as all the plebeians arrive at their places of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# You're so mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# He's also spot on
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Spot on for here more like.
ah hang on, now it figures - you're 15 and cornish! LOLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I've changed my mind now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Stupidly, /talk has an even lower character limit to posts than here.
Which is totally


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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Hmm
Does firefox or what not show it as KB? Or did you go to the trouble of working it out from the bytes it shows it in in IE?
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# 75077 bytes. I can tell the exact size from the time it takes to load
and my bandwidth bill
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
#
Thats a skill that is.
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# it'll be offset by all the images less than 50K
so don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
#
but it won't heal the hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# This fact will:
During the Cold War, there was a shortage of the letter 'e'.
Many parents gave up their rations so their children would have enough.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# That's what it says
73.32 kB (75077 bytes)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Shows
75077 for me... And isnt there 1024 bytes in a KB? (Thats why I asked in the first place, that and being very bored).

Which brings me back to my first question... does fire fox work it out for you? Or did you work it out? :P
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# What makes you think asking me will help?
I just know that it says 73.32 kB (75077 bytes)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
Do you use firefox? If not, then you can't help answer it. :(
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Yes, I do
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# In that case:
www.b3ta.com/board/7438256
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# FIrefox shows it as
73.32 kB (75077 bytes)

Both kB AND bytes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Thats all
I wanted to know, thank you very much... Now to think up something else pointless to ask.
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# It says
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# lo dave
still do cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I'm drawing a Fiat
I started it a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Roy Castle would have been proud
If he wasn't dead and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
And what browser would that be?
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Firefox 2.0.0.5
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Aha!
So, thats my question solved! Thank you kind sir.
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Are you still my uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# The goatse man doesn't have an uncle
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# So you can't be my nephew then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Andrew McDavies?
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Jebus loves you.
everyone on b3ta thinks you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# not me
he is just special
(picitujeromanov, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# NiCE EDITS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Needs more sarcoma.
 
Still, is cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# just make the background the same colour
and hey presto


50k
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(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)