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Dear Mr D Imrill

We would be happy to act as your lawyers for a suitable fee of eighty French truffes. We undertake all legal work including stenchimification, grork, tabula distabulata, short-term fustitude and gurnet. All work is fully regulated by the Frinarncial Services Orthority.

We hope to hear from you soon,

love
Wibble, Bibble & Boing
Pretend Lawyers
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)