Confucious said
'A man with an itchy arsehole at night wakes up with a smelly finger'
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Thu 2 Aug 2007, 17:46,
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He also told me to bet on Lucky Bumhole in the 3:30 at Chepstow, so I wouldn't listen to that arse-obsessed crock merchant.
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