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haha

I'm too lazy to make mine...

Imagine Freddy Mercury pushing someone in a rocking chair LOLOLOL

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mugatu, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)

Winnar!!

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Aenesis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

or with one eye!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)

or with his arms greedily full of sweeties while the rest of queen stand behind with nothing!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)

or wearing a filthy mac and indecently exposing himself!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

or freddie mercury's clothes suspended in mid air by a transparent figure!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

or the whole of queen holding a blanket ready for the inevitable plummet of a suspended mallet!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

or an orderly queue of people waiting to move forward and clench their jaws on a large pile of frangmented human hair and skin

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

or Brian May's car being operated by everysing person who has heard his song which featured on a Ford advert!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

or a large group of rotund women pushing the earth in a rotatative fashion

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

or freddie mercury smiling whilst ON HIS FUCKING BICYCLE!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

I love the word

'rotatative'

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)