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[challenge entry] Crouton crouton!

(first compo entry, I suck)

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Your croutons have a fly infestation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# the mighty Boosh is not funny...
although Noel made me laugh when he was on Buzzcocks!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *gasps*
*swings handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *ducks*
its still unfunny
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# That was the best buzzcocks ever
mainly because of the cannon fodder the punk was.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
punk

cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# True that,
apologies to ones that aren't cunts.
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# what a fucking wanker he is!
Bill Bailey had him covered..

even the little Jewish popworld fellah was scoring points
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Simon Adsell's great.
Very funny. I wouldn't like to heckle him - I reckon he'd be pretty quick and deadly on the put-down.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# why don't you just marry him then
if you love him so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Because he's gay and I'm not.
And I'm spoken for and I don't fancy him, he doesn't know who I am, I don't know him, there are myriad reasons really, to be honest.

Mind, I wouldn't mind boffing that one out of that girl band if she didn't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# he's easily intimidated though....
when he was on as a guest... Mark Lamarr made mincemeat out of him :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Really?
Didn't see that one. Would like to. Would like to see him vs. Lamarr now, actually - that would probably be quite fun.

No Cook vs. Morris, but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ANSTIIISSSS
(AshTeamRacing, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# he and Noel are actually best buddies
and the Towers of London will be appearing in the third series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *spangs*
*spangs harder*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
#
not

HA HA - I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
#
win fuck goats :-p
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# the mighty boosh is the pinncale of random funnyness
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# erm...
I think in this case, the song is literally true...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# It occured to me that the challenge can be taken two ways accurately
to take something lyrically bizarre (like most Duran Duran songs) and envisage it in a more literal sense - as the compo describes.

Or to simply draw some specific lyrics in a literal form, like croutons in a liquid broth.

Personally I think the emphasis should be put on the amusing metaphors version.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# TAKEN TWO WAYS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ROFL!
LIKE YOUR MUM!!!


/wankhead talker blog
(likeajackhammer, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I agree
I just felt odd about the post. maybe because it's TOAS.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hmmm
it's what we call TOAP round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# tony harrison!
that chap is gold
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)