Also the Aussie version (courtesy of the Doug Anthony All Stars):
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
through the streets in me skirt I'll go.
All the sheilas say, 'G'day!
Don are you a poof, mate?'
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:38,
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