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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaariel!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *looks at filename*
Nope, I'm still RISsing.

EDIT - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Mrs Robinson,
by Simon and Garfunkel. Awful awful awful song.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# take that back!
Simon and Garfunkel are gods!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# "LIiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake a bridge... ovaaaaa debbies daughter...."
the what?

cylon and garfunkel?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# no it's true
although their music is ace
that song is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# It's fab, if you take it out of the context of the film
it's a really literate and cutting satire of...oh bollocks, it's got nice 'chucka-chucka' bits.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# there is something about that really grates
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# next you'll be telling me you don't like Cecilia....
:S
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Yes thay are, Its just that I hate this particular song.
When I gig I do a cover of Sound of Silence, in an EBM style.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# U R FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I said awful song, not song writers!!!
Blimey! Although I do hate hendrix and the beatles.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *aghast*
I can see how if you don't like the sound of Hendrix, then you wouldn't like any of his stuff. But people who claim to hate the Beatles confuse me a bit - it's like claiming to hate food, i'm like..."what, ALL of it? But it's all so different..." o_O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I can apreciate the beatles as musicians,
John and Paul are excellent musicians, I cant get into their music. I just don't get alot of it, I find it uninspiring and bland. Something that also put me off was the hype about them at music college, and all the band that are ripping them off.

Hendrix I found to be not that interesting. Before i started listening to hendrix I had already been listening to alot of blues and jazz, and i saw alot of stuff hendrix did had been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)
# meh
although the beatles were wildy innovative towards the end, they are, today, aural vanilla ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# every way you look at it you lose!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
#
Psssst
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# oooooh oooh woahoho! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)
# So here to you mrs robinson.
Jesus loves you more than you can know.

^clicks^
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# thank you...
I ain't doing anymore of these now...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ah - the PO box of the neighbour of the beast
/gets coat, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ha!
*seduces*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I get it...
but I think you mean 'deity'. I thought you meant he was a bit thin...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# spleling wqas nefer my strong suite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
#
sorry to be the pedant...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# there's not a lot of fat in one fish and a loaf of bread split 5,001 ways...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# DEITY!
I was ris-ing my tits off til I realised.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hello lampost, wotcha knowing?
i've come to watch your flowers grow~ing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# feeling BOOB-IEEEEEEEEEEESSS
lalalalaaalaalaalaa
Feeling Boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *snuggles in*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha!
do-bi-do, do do do
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Coo-coo-cachew!
THAT'S GREAT!
*likes*
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)