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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Needs either bounce or splatter
Good though :-)

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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# We are talking about this one
And not your 8000th aren't we?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hehe
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Possibly, but that would be telling

1 *runs to get lunch*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Is it sexah lunch?!
EDIT: HAHAHA I can say anything I want and you can't reply without pissing up your 8000th post!

Ms Trelly pleasures octopuses for smarties!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# that is a very interesting fact that I will be sure to pass on
hey - everyone - did you hear, Trelly had a three way romp with a bucket of octopusses and the guy who invented smarties!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I heard that incident inspired the creation of blue smarties.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# which were later withdrawn
when people discovered they were little parcels of octopi spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I heard there were tribbles present!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I heard it was broadcast live in real time over the internet
and the whole of North Korea was given the option of watching it if they wanted to or not if they didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I heard the screams
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I heard she gyrates in the moonlight
in the light of the full moon, waiting for the octopus king to take her away and pleasure her once more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I heard the king died from exhaustion before they were halfway through the night.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Now she cries on the beach
sobbing tears of pure smarties.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I think you should post it now
and then you can have your lunch in the warm glow of sexy b3tan compliments
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# it's got bounce
maybe a bit too subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I see it
but make some blood spurt out of his arse

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# no genitalia!
prove he's a boy!

nicely done though!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)