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[challenge entry] On the boats and on the planes...


Today!

2 days off with a broken rib and this is the best I can do.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# how did you break your rib?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# on one of my puns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I didn't catch it - sorry.
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Wife punched me
Probably would have been OK but thought driving range sunday still drunk would be a good idea...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# You get wife abuse?
i would of gave her a bunch of fives
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# yeah i always pay 'em off too
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# She has 5 brothers
Bigger than me. But in another continent so will consider it next time...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
#
of gave have given


(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# haha ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# stop correcting my grammars
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *resists urge to say that 'grammar' is singular*
Sure - do continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# never hit a woman
instead, adopt a truculent attitude for years at a time, and make talking motions with your hand when her back is turned
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# yiddish
come pink on china...ohhhhhh come pink on china
yeaaahhhh yeahhhhhhh oh come pink on china
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# China?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# yes
the more i think about it :/
the lyrics no longer fit.
edit: umm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I guess I could turn it around
but haven't heard that one about China...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# thats not china thats america
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ???????
stuck on jew?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# He he
Don't make me laugh it hurts
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# that's what happens
when you let the wife drive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# i jews called to say i love you?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Don't jew forget about me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Jews Look Like a Lady
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I've got jew under my skin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Coming to America
Neil Diamond, yay! Though the jews are a red herring.
(chutneyweasel, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)