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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)
# A tenner to place!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)
# *takes bets*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I bet you a pound I can fondle your tits without using my hands!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# i'll take a piece of that!

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# *steals all bets*
*buys a giraffe*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ladder? saddle? hoove cleaning brush?
'buys a giraffe' what?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# haha
*is a giraffe in disguise*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
#
*is disguised as a giraffe*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# *is disgusted by giraffe*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# nice hooves
*fondles*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
#
*slaps and points finger*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *smells*
ewwww
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# cynical tiger likes
but is grumpy nonetheless
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)
# how utterly ace
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# he'll win by a neck
yay
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Yay!
Ac-cherlly, that tune has quite a few lines that would make a good shop.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)