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(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Got it!
I'm a filthy pearoaster by tonyphilmore2
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hint...
there's an edit button
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# got
it
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Just like eurovision
We only need to see it once, that's enough


Just edit your original post to put it in a compo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Is it...
fuck you tonyphilmore?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# is it
mike woz fucks cows
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# The great big book of comebacks©
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I doubt it's 'Mike Woz Fuck Cows'
I mean, that doesn't even make any sense, does it? At least put some effort in. Hamtoucher.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
#
read again

is this the insult channel

i only came here for some laughs
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I'm guessing you're the only one getting them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ^this
'Ning Mrs. T, how has one been?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# One has not been too bad
Oneself?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:17, archived)
# One has been drinking tea all day.
'Twas yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# One is lucky
One has cut out caffeine and hasn't had a proper cuppa in a week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# One feels emotions for oneself.
One recommends ignoring GPs.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# One was not ordered to do so by GPs
One felt it was justified, and took it upon oneself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# If it is for one's good health, then one must try it.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# is one up the duff yet?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Dunno - might be
Can't tell till things don't happen!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *crosses everything*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# If I did that, I'd never get pregnant....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Why?
Where do babies come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Ugh...
I had to do the same on doctors orders. Had a 2 week headache and a general unwell feeling, apparently down to withdrawal symptoms.

I was not happy, but now, I'm all the better for it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Yummy indeed.
just had the first cup of the day.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# If there isn't a God,
how do you explain Twinings?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# This
Is the best question ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Stephen Fry
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)
# twinnings is tea
and tea is the devils piss!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# You, good Sirrah
Must DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Get out, you cad!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# agree
and coffee. 'tis the devil's brew
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Read the FAQ a little bit
Don't post things twice rather than editing. People don't like that. You push other people's hard work down the board.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I agree
where does the robot come into it?

Is it a robot cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# It's a robotic cow insemination device.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ah!
Now it makes sense.

Why didn't he just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# There's no need to post it again
Just edit your last post and change it to a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Ah.
I was playing spot the difference there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# O_O
you!

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# did my time machine work ?
or did you just post that
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# oh bollocks i clicked i like this instead of ignore
*tries again*
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)
# pfft
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I second this pfft
And will add a hahahaha to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I'll see those
and add a "kerplop" into the mix
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I have had enough of you you fucker
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:12, archived)
# pfft, you /boarders are harsher than us on /talk !
I think someone should re-write the faq and make it a bit more user friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I know it's harsh, but have you seen his previous posts?
He's a fucking joke.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
you are to kind
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# And his spelling skills are shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Though not quite as bad as some people with their grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# How could the FAQ be more user friendly?!
The problems are the ones that don't bother to read it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yeah!!
*looks around*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, but at least you're AWARE of the FAQ
Some people don't even seem to know of its existence!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ummm...
yeah sure i knew about that.
ha ha ha......
*darts off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# People should just be nicer
It's not like it used to be

/Old codger
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:16, archived)
# We are nice.
We eat icecream and everything.


But, to be fair, most of his stuff recently has been other people's work with a head 'seamlessly' shopped onto it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I haven't seen it
But if you don't like it, just ignore it and don't reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# just edit it mate
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# what do you mean 'if' we have seen it before?
chances are fella...
Best edit the original post, there's a good chap, and I know
several people are shouting about reading the FAQ, but it
really is a rollicking good read, and you'll pick up several useful things from it.
Makes for a richer experience all around and saves the flaming in the long run :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Hello Spazzo
You remember the good old days don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Haha, Spazzo?
the good old days? of B3ta or in general? I'm only 30...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thanks
its a learning curve

but i do agree you seem to get lots of stick from putting a post up

generally its around this time of the day

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)
# it can happen any time of the day fella,
but please do have a good go at the FAQ anyway, it'll help you in the long run
as it does everyone, and will help avoid the posting of bait for the real nazis
(I myself used to be one a good while back, and it is easy enough to get
wound up at times)
Basically, you reposted in a new thread just to compo the entry, thus pushing someone's new work off the board,
that's why some people decided to get arsey
just remember the basics and you'll be fine, 50k for still images
250k for animations, don't repost in new threads and if you make a mistake
use the edit button to correct, all options will still be open for change
good luck to ya!
/and if in doubt, ask a straightforward question in an existing thread as a reply to someone's post,
you'll find people generally react better and are more helpful that way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7513646
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# fucks sake!
what is you lots problem!? (the grumpy ones)
im surprised any noobs bother to post at all the amount of shit they get.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# No noobs.
Is good noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# we were all noobs once
i'd have flamed this useless cunt for posting a lot of shite if i'd been about :)
www.b3ta.com/board/5814536
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Wow,
Toats!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# This guy isn't a n00b
And has been pushing it from day one. A lot of n00bs of late have actually not been too bad, and have therefore had praise or constructive criticism where necessary
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)
# fair enough,
it seems like people just spend all their time flaming people and creating 'read the faq' and 'optimize!!!' anims rather than being nice to the law-abiding b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)
# spoken like a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I'm grumpy because I haven't been to lidl to purchase frozen toxic crap
hmm, frozen lidl toxic crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Speaking as a noob,
and someone who has got confused by 'how to peroast something for a compo' despite having read the FAQ *deep breath*, I have found the welcome here to be generally most warm, the tolerance of fuckwittery most forbearing, and the patience with long run-on sentences to be... er... where was I?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# HAMTOUCHING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)