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[challenge entry] He always tells the truth!
The court said so!
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(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# In this case, "it's funny because it's true"
does not apply
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# i'm hoping nobody reads this and decides its the best way to avoid aids
because i learned the hard way even children have STD's
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Some Witch doctors in Africa, tell Aids infected men the only way to get rid of it is to have sex with a child
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# yeah
and the south african health minister says that if you have HIV the best way to avoid it developing into full blown aids, is to eat beetroot
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I bet he has beetroot shares
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha she.
and the only minister in s africa who conceded that aids needed to be addressed responsibly and who started talking about schemes to treat it and educate people properly, was just sacked for attending a world conference on aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# People are stupid
This is one of the many reasons I hate People.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I think they just WANT to give it to everyone
until we're all dead
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# they definitely want to give it to the africans, then keep 'em living in fear with the constant promise of offering medicines.
the world is sick - incidentally that is now my motto
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# It's a conspiracy!!
Can't you sheeple SEE?±!!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# haha presqueesly!
*dons tinfoil AIDS-proof hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *sighs*
If only the poofs had been issued those. :(
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Didn't they every think that
if they just quarantined them, then that would dramatically reduce AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,470231,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# unbe-fucking-leivable
but it all makes sense after this bit:
"ammeh says he'll heal anyone, young or old. He won't take payment, but he does make one stipulation: those who are taking anti-viral medication must stop doing so immediately. Two respected HIV/AIDS experts promptly handed in their resignation in protest."

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Sounds to me like
he wants to kill them all off
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# no, but this way all the aids sufferers in gambia will stop taking their medicine and start to love the despot who forcibly took over their country.
That way no-one will mention the fact that he's a shit ruler cos they're all too worried about dying.
if on the other hand, he started dishing out medicines and so on, whilst everyone would be grateful, after they started getting better and comfortable they'd realise how cockin useless he is and lead a revolt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I can't help but feel you've missed something


..are you sure America wasn't involved somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yep and the twin towers was actually a bad case of aids.
just an opinion, not much makes sense in africa so this is just as likely an explanation as any.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# oh those cheeky cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah, my witch doctor gave me a prescription for that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# lol he's a pedo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# TJ

I just had the best lunch ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# What are those strange yellow rectangles to the left of the beanpool?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Cheeses!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Just some cheeses.
Thrown right in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i fuckin hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# GIEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I have had better,
But you make me hungry now :(
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I WANT YOUR FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
R FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# If I did,
it would strictly be for hostage purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *Comes down with stockholm syndrome*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I'm flattered.
*starts playing poker*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ...it certainly wasn't that then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hello
Do you ever glassco.cx yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hello there :)
can't say I do, why?
//has just done it *dons smoking jacket*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *giggles*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha :)
*blushes at the thought that I was the first person that sprung to mind*
*velvety smoking jacket goodness and everything*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Why? What?
I classco.cx'd you, (no innuendo intended) and I don't see anything out of the ordinary...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's like googling your name, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Google my name;
Sam Bennallick, and look at the description of the 6th one down.

Edit: I am now unemployable.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# wow, google is quick
your very post (^that one) is already 3rd in the list :P
Edit: going down...5th now
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# No, I can't bend that way :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I'm pretty flexible...
/but I can't do Thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Nor can my sister
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# A fried breakfast
with cheese and ham.

Why have I not thought of this before?!

*drools*

*starts to eat own hand*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'm having a very M&S one
Spicy chicken and feta cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Really?
'cause I had olives and salad followed by reblochon on fresh granary bread. There was chocolate mousse for pudding but I didn't feel like it.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# that doesn't sound nice. at all.
partly because what the hell is robluchon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Badly spelled reblochon?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reblochon
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Yes
I tried googling it to spell check but it didn't help
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Haha, exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# pffffft
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# What ever happened to lunch of the day?
And Dave the Facts?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I think people got all OMG thats like so LAME! about it
and the Duke stopped doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# That's not right.
I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ^this^
+ there were some super scrummy entries much like your "WINNER" up above!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i'm jealous
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's not as good as the pot noodle I am currently eating for breakfast....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I just pooped in to say hello
and this is what a see! Braw!

I'm off work today so I think I will cook something similar right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# bacons?!
with sliced hams!!
it is a nonsense!!! a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Mmm, heart disease.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you're ignorant!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# If he actually was a Paedo,
then he wouldn't have been let off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# You think the LAW can decide if someone is guilty of a crime?
WHAT KIND OF CRAZY SHITASS WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You still have faith in the american justice system
That's cute :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I was being sarcastic
/doesn't work in text
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# And if OJ really killed his missus
he'd be doing life right now. Truth and justice will always win through!
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)