next time, snap at it with your
lobster claw. It's the only way.
See if you can get the omnipotent sphinx in the eye. It weakens him, temporarily. of course.
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Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:26,
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See if you can get the omnipotent sphinx in the eye. It weakens him, temporarily. of course.
But its.......
...evil! I dont think I could! Hence why I used a broom. If it was smaller, like the usual ones i would have caught it with a glass, slid a bit of paper under it and thrown it out side. But this one was not normal!
It's eyes are too evil! They are just too red!
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Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:29,
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It's eyes are too evil! They are just too red!
in that case, i think it was a queen
you should check outside, there might be a nest.
get an old pair of tights, some cheese, a tuning fork and small piece of haddock. put the tights over your head to protect your face (they mustn't know it's you). Hit the tuning fork (a b will do fine). when you see them coming, rest the ladder up at someone elses window - throw the haddock to the top of the ladder and they should go after it, into someone elses house. There they will make a new nest and leave you in peace. Take the cheese, put it in a sandwich, and have a rest and a snack. you'll need it.
I hope that helps.
good luck, and good night.
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Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:36,
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get an old pair of tights, some cheese, a tuning fork and small piece of haddock. put the tights over your head to protect your face (they mustn't know it's you). Hit the tuning fork (a b will do fine). when you see them coming, rest the ladder up at someone elses window - throw the haddock to the top of the ladder and they should go after it, into someone elses house. There they will make a new nest and leave you in peace. Take the cheese, put it in a sandwich, and have a rest and a snack. you'll need it.
I hope that helps.
good luck, and good night.
I dunno......
I would sleep uneasy knowing that those things could be next door! They have sharp teeth! I know they would chew there way back behind the bread tin. I already have markings there from a previous attack of adam ants.
Those were a real bastard to get rid of!
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Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:54,
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Those were a real bastard to get rid of!