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[challenge entry] quick 'n' nasty

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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Went to a party at the county jail
Caught my balls on a rusty nail
When I got home I had quite a shock
Only one ball and half a cock
Lets rock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
*nostalgia*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I was taught this by my older brother when I was a wee lad
For a few years I actually thought they were the lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Yay, I love bringing the board down to the level of primary school humour
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I tried that earlier and no one was interested...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Office Lollage!
but everyone else has gone home. Guess I should too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I would...
I've bin home for ages... what the hell am I still doing on here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# ET !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Oh YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# That took me far too long
t'is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Why?
I couldn't have used less effort making that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# but it was a pun
my pun gland must be over worked and having a rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# You can always use less effort
you just need to try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# *tries not to try*
*discovers Zen*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Zen burger?
One with everything

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# oh gawd
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# if I wish you happy b3taday again do I get more caek and sexes?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# mostly certainly
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday again
*takes sexes, caek and a party hat for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# oooo...*also takes party hat*
*and jelly and ice cream* :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Ice cream and jelly! Where?
ooh are those mini sausage rolls and cocktail sticks with cheese and pickled onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *eats sausage roll*
Oh god who put razor blades in these?!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# thats where they went
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:33, archived)
# *bleeds*
argh!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# hey wheres my caek and sexes?
:(
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *bestows caek and sexes*
we're running low on sexes, it's a good thing you got here when you did
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I'm always lucky like that...
*munches on caek and sexes*

Edit: Oh how rude of me, would you like some of my b3taday caek and sexes? :P
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)
# ah...thank you sir
*sexes....self* hmm... :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *fwap*
Erm...I mean...uhh...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# it happens all the time
:P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# oh good...
so if you'll excuse me I'll be in that random shrubbery that just appeared...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:42, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# i've been asking that all day
but there are no wimens about...apart from myself

tis a shame.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# well the rest of us being men naturally means cannot bake cakes
except for the queers of course
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# *joyous chuckle*
jolly good, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)