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[challenge entry] Fresh water

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(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I'm cold :(
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# get dressed and stop manipulating your unwashed genitals, you DIRTY little boy.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# afternoon sexy
what you up to this fine day?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# 'noon Toast...noice FP sir
'noon Dixon how are you this wonderfully sunny (for us more southerly british types) September day

WOO...tiz my 4th b3taday *goes in search of cakes for all*

edit: Apologies known as m! noice anim as well
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# morning you horrible bastards
I bet you're all fab.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# morning?

where are you GMOS :)
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# in work :(
but about to leave, Happy 4th.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Happy hometime!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# commiserations for the work

I am having a break from loft work so I can understand your plight
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ICE CREAMS FOR ALL!
except for some.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hmmmm....Mr Whippy ok?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# if you really want that.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# In a strange coincedence a Mr Whippy ice cream van has just been forced to pull up outside the house*

*this is 100% true...really...I am now scared
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# HAAPPPYYYY
B3333333333333TAAAAAAAAADDDDDAAYYY CUUUUTIEEEEEPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# anyone would think you were ghey for me :)

*Gets out sausage for dixon*
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(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# :P
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Well by proxy
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# 'noon Mr Ghost

I love that...the true essence of b3ta
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# 'ning matey
Yeah I just watched that four time. It has to be the most fantaboulous thing on the internetz.

I'm still loving this table though!


(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That is indeed a fabulous table
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# You just want to buy the mirror:P
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Yup
You finally saw it:P
Sorry I love misdirection:D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# haha yes
I keep meaning to do the famous kettle pic as a milestone pic

But I don't own a kettle :(
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# teaspoon pic?:P
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Teaspoon??
LADLE, motherfucker :D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You fucking wish
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# That I had a ladle?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# That your cock was not the size of your icon
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# pfft
oh you
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Pooft
OH! YOU! OOHHH!!! YEAH!!! OOH! Nah it's too small, I don't feel anything.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I wish I had one earlier on
When I was making vodka jelly!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# You catering for kids' parties again?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Kids, backpacker
Very little difference:D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# thimble you say?
Don't forget you got it out at the London bash:P
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I didn't!
did i?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# YOu might have
A gentleman never tell:P
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# If I did it would be both surprising and not
Not surprising if I did
but surprising that I don't remember if I did :P
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Is it wrong that this makes sense to me?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# No
But it's wrong that it gave you an erection
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Good thing it didn't then.
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# What's the "Kettle pic"?
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# this a parody of the kettle* isn't it :)

*kettle? was it a kettle? bloody hell I've been on the all of the internets far to long...I shall go back to work right now.

have a lovely day folks
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Not really
That actually made it into a New Zealand free ads page!!!

EDIT: You can clearly see South Island:D
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
what in fucking fuck!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# well
thanks
and hippy b-day!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# happy b3rthday chap
*opens mouth and waits for cake*
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *resists temptation*
*gets out penis instead*
passes cake
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# eww
You should have your bowels checked
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# No attila just don't say another word
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
*living room giggle*
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hullo fella
Nowt much - just sitting here manipulating my unwashed genitals
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# keep 'em moving, it protects against woodworm
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Will do
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# shake it baby
ahhh-yeh-hea
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# this is beautiful!
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# oh yes sir!
(:
(, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)