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# *covers up smell with incredibly over-priced plant oils in alcohol from ornate bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# don't forget
the whale vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Only the finest aged whale vomit, natch
also the arse-gland sprayings of various mammals etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *inhales*
*vomits*
sprouts?!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# why not
afterall
www.perfumecountry.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DIRT-WOMEN
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I clicked because it said dirt-women
and I though it was a typo.

I was not expecting that someone could have thouhgt out something so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Apparently it actually does smell like dirt
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# dirt like soil or dirt like hobo?
nothing advertises a night of romance and passionate erotic love like the smell of dirt on a woman.
It also has some necrophiliac undertones too it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# soil
I mean soil can smell .. quite pleasant .. that earthy loamy after the rain in the countryside type sketch ... but as a perfume?!

the necrophilia angle never even occured to me ... but I like it ... 'darling - you smell as if you've been freshly disinterred!'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# not my first choice for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)