the weapon is actually a toothpick
the badminton racquet is just an accident involving clumsiness and an airfix kit, he was hoping you wouldn't point it out.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:32,
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pfft
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:34,
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