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[challenge entry] So much mucking around
for such a crap result...but its the thought that counts!


From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Ninjas use guns?
bread guns at that!

I have a milestone post approaching!!!
And no idea what to do!!!
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I got a good idea for my 10k
But it would involve me being able to stretch my anus to an unimaginable size.

/back to drawing board
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oh
i take it you can only manage and imaginable size then. Dedication's what you need.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Yup, I'm using a traffic cone at the moment to stretch it
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# You're going about it the wrong way then

Mmmm Eiffel Tower....
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I had an idea for nekkid!
But there are people in the house as well as me!
I can't just go taking pics of myself naked!!
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# get them to do it :D
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Or take pics
of them nekkid.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
# or take a picture of them while you are nekkid
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)
# This is the one that works
and wont have you ending up in jail
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# right
do it in a pub!

Actually that's a good idea: get all you friends in a pub and show up late, naked and take a pics of their expressions.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Animate it!
;)
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# :D
that will cause some funny expressions!
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# not many would be suprised I imagine
not that I do that sort of thing all the time.
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# delight is ok too
;)
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# milestone approaching too
have to start working on that
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)
# When in doubt, drop yer pance
'ning M
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Ning sir......
*dissappears to bathroom (with camera)*
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# french bread is an inferior weapon
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# allez, les surrender ninjas!
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# French bread has been used since biblical times
"And Ram baguette Aminadab, and Aminadab baguette Nahasson, prince of the children of Juda.
And Nahasson baguette Salma, the father of Boot."

(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Does it fire baton rounds?

(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] kippa
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# boobs.....
on my monitor?
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# phwoh
I wish arbroth women really looked like that
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)
# not while cooking chips surely
(, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)