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[challenge entry] Randomly inappropriate

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(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# You don't lift up Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lifts you (or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# That's why it's inappropriate
...yeah
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# dude, it's Chuck Norris
he levitates :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Chuck Norris has a fat arse in this picture
also - terminally ill stunt people!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# they're less afraid to die...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
#
terminally ill stunt people? That's cruel." You know what I think cruel is, leaving your loved ones to die in some sterile hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that, put 'em in the movie. Whaaaat? You want your grandmother to die like a little bird in some hospital room? Her skin so thin you can see her last heart beat work it's way down her blue veins . . .

"Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?

"Hey, how come you dressed my mother up like a mugger?"

"Shut up and get off the set. Action. Push her towards Chuck."

"sssssssSSSSSShhhhHHHHCRUNCH!" "Wow, he kicked her head right off her body? Did you see that, did you see my grammy?" She's out of her misery and you've seen the greatest film of all time."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I see...
Witness the RIS-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
#
I’m gonna capture a Gideon. Yeah, I’m gonna make that my hobby. I’ll call up the front desk one day and say, “Uh, I don’t seem to have a Bible in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Arf!
I don't know what you're quoting, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# if you are not aware of the work of Bill HIcks
you should make yourself aware. If you are aware and do not know every single line of every routine rote and off by heart, even the rubbish stuff and the stuff that contradicts the other stuff, then you are not as cool and dedicated as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I've read his book and seen everything he did
i love that man. he's extremely funny even when he knows his joke isnt that good, he still makes it awesome. He's far ahead of any of his contemporaries.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I'm just not as cool and dedicated as you....
I had a feeling it might be him, but I wasn't 100% sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ppfffttt
do you wanna see her last breath push it's way up a blue vein... or do you want her to meet Chuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)