If you have five dollars
and Jack Bauer has five dollars, Jack Bauer has more money than you.
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Maladicta,
Thu 11 Oct 2007, 17:29,
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If I had
Five dollars for every time somebody said that to me, I would be less rich than Jack Bauer.
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Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!,
Fri 12 Oct 2007, 17:27,
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