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[challenge entry] I'd pay to see this

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(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:38, archived)
# love domo's hollywood smile.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# could only improve that film..
:)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I agree
t'was not so much the film that pissed me off - but the self indulgent emo's who loved to wander round trying to tell everyone that they were donnie darko because THEY should have died. And let's face it, how many of us wish they had? It's only after their 83rd "suicide attempt" that fails, do they start saying, "i'm supposed to live, unlike donnie" like they knew the guy, and somehow they're made cool by that comparison!! Besides, the "suicide attempt" usually consists of catching a part of their lower arms on brambles, where, because of their palid complexion from not leaving the house in 8 weeks straight they've had some strange allergic reaction that makes it look like cut marks; or it's when they take 2 paracetamol and dare to have a drink 14 hours afterwards.


*takes a deap breath*

ok ok - i'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# haha!!
i still haven't seen that.
any good anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Very good
but also quite depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# oh.
well that won't fit into my new happy regime..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I liked it..weird but a good film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I thought it was complete balls.
Frankly.

Very depressing, slow and pretentious.

Just my opinion though, lots of people love it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I thought it was shit as well
Terrible film. I've no idea why people like it so much -- but they do so obviously there's something in it I didn't get.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# no, it's based purely on the principle that
if you admit to not understanding it, people will mock you. despite it being inpenetrable twaddle

the patrick swayze stuff is ace, and there are some amusing bits of dialogue, but on the whole, it's just a big bag of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# that's true
i did like the bits with patrick swayze.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# arf
ni ce
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)