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[challenge entry] we can rebuild her

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(clefth33d, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Maybe we can, but should we?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hell no!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I have a spare whisk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Those little white things for stirring tea
That's what you need
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# servants?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I like Michelle Ryan better
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Me too...
...If she was here right now I might even let her have some of this leftover apple & plum crumble I'm eating for lunch.

Although having said that, it would take ages for the cream to dribble down her massive chin if she spilt it.
(Jamey, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# she is well endowed in that particular department
/chin fetish
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# if she was here
I'd offer her some of the coke I was drinking

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# if she were here
I think she would easily beat me up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# aye if it was heather
shed probally take her leg off and bash your brains in with it :)
(clefth33d, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I was talking about Michelle Ryan
she's a bit beefy for my liking. wide shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# means she could protect you in a fist fight innit
unless she has a mental breakdown, then your kinda knackered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Am I the only one who has ever thought what fucking the stump would be like?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Not now you're not, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# if you want to know
get a marrowbone from the butchers

put it in the microwave for 45 seconds

but watch you don't burn yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# well



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Well, you were anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# A perfect chance to repost a pic of her husband's old band from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# her ex-husband
isn't quite such a looker any more was never much of a looker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# anymore?
he never was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hmm, true
*edits*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# As an aged update that actually works!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# look at him
sniffing lemons!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# it's not lemons he's smelling
he's just caught a whiff of whatever foul juices have leaked onto her stump-attachment straps...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# a bad reaction to stump juice
the end of of many a relationship
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)