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[challenge entry] in honour of the forthcoming film

there's two compo entries in one here, can you spot them both?

edit: although shirley bindun at some point in the past

From the Inappropriate Actors challenge. See all 550 entries (closed)

(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# pfff
TOAK?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# there's a new fillum?
is there any saturday morning tv left not currently being raped by hollywood?

also, one of my favourite films Death Race 2000 is being remade :(

i'll have to go through the whole 'no, the other Death Race 2000' crap.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Urrrgh
Bet they'll do a Rollerball on it and leave out the whole social commentary aspect.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# and the daft lunacy of the whole thing
one of the few cheaply made overly ambitious films that's actually really enjoyable to watch.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I might be wrong but,
They'll probably call it Death Race 3000 for fear of Americans thinking it to be a historical documentary.

I have not seen many films shittier than the rollerball remake, it was only missing TV's Superman Dean Cain to make it truly shite and therefore worth watching.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# TURBO BOOST!!

I heard they're doing a new t.v series, without teh hoff
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# they've tried that before, it was awful
team knightrider or summat.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ooh god I remember that now
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Nice but...
...couldn't you add another frame about having to go to the fridge for a beer?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# michael knight
does not drive drunk you gobshite
(plus it'd push me over the limit)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# No alcohol beer of course!
...washed down with a couple of litres of vodka perhaps? Then chundering flat out on the floor?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)