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[challenge entry] Surely the most famous of b3ta spoonerisms?

Rushed out to avoid being beaten.
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# *beats*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Where?
I can't see it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# i beating you twice now
for not getting it twice

*double beats*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Oh god now I really don't know!?
AAHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# *beats the fuck out of you*
*beats*
*triple beats*
*beats meat*
*beast*
*beats again*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# beats meat?
look just explain yourself, i've been dealing wtih middle class twats and screaming kids all day and my patience is all but gone.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
# it's hardly worth it now - you suggested you didn't want to be beaten so i beat you
screaming kids you say - you are not gonna get any sympathy from me

have a better day tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
# So after all my fretting you didn't beat me?!
Yes screaming kids on half term.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# /teacher blog
your problems will be mine next week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Oh I'm not a teacher.
I work in a coffee shop and they descend on the place like a swarm of locusts demanding hot chocolate and fruity drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# i like the pic btw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# keep going
I nearly got my dance on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# It's a good beat
And you can dance to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# He's roasting the motherfucking peas!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# rod post?
(eight, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# yep that's it.
hit the nail on the head
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# cock rod?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)
# rock cod?
that would be a good one
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hmm.
I feel like I've seen this before...
(timewaster treemagnet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# vooked cetegables graste teat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)