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[challenge entry] rooney spasms?

no?

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# nice spasmodry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Now that's strange...
In this picture he looks like a complete C**T

* Swoops on - comments - gets coat *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# is he also
having a wank there?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# isn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# not all the time
i wouldn't have the stamina
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# ah, that's why you don't play for England
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# cum on england
EDIT: E
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Spooney Rasms!
That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# ^this also^
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# nope not a spoonerism
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# spoilsport :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# just the facts

/columbo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)
# little known fact - Mrs Colombo was
A FUCKING GOER, Y'KNOW SHE KNOWS SHIT THAT WOULD SCARE YOU. FUCKING WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# neither
is shoving leopard (example in the instructions) so there's not been a great start as far as accuracy
but since when have people followed the rules?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# there's instructions for compos now?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
#
Why isn't Loving Shepherd / Shoving Leopard a Spoonerism?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:29, archived)
# because
the spoonerism of loving shepherd would either be soving lhepherd or shoving lepherd
admittedly that sounds like leopard, but it's not a spoonerism
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# yes it is.
Some of the more famous quotations attributed to Mr. Spooner include "The Lord is a shoving leopard," instead of "The Lord is a loving shepherd"

*does a dance*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# no it wouldn't
a spoonerism is a spoken phenomenon. the written version should fit in with the pronunciation.
the famous example doesn't say "quear deen", and certainly not "qear dueen"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# shoving leopard is a spoonerism of loving shepherd
A spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels are switched to make up a new word.

Fraser for once got something right..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# interesting way
of spelling shepherd there prod
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# cinjaing nunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# not a spoonerism :P

/cunny funt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# meh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# alter villages for 2006
to read village idiots for 2006

then add a straw hat, smock and a pitchfork
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)