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[challenge entry] THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IF THEY WHERE BASEBALL BATS.

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)
# *on the grounds of
spousal BATtery...

Edit: how rude of me! i forgot your woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)
# A place just for things like me. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU, THERE ARE NO HATS IN THIS BOTEL.
HOW DARE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# IM SORRY IS THIS TOO RISQUE?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)
# THIS IS A TRAVESTY OF A HOTEL
BUT I ALWAYS KEEP THE BATS OUT. I NEVER LET THE BATS IN, BECAUSE I HAVE A PRIDE.

HOW DARE YOU FOR SAYING BATS IN MY HOTEL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 5:59, archived)
# I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
AND THIS FOUNTAIN IS BATS ONLY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)
# WE CANT KEEP OUR HOTELS AND BOTELS SEGRAGATED.
I WANT EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BATS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# I FIND THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION SICKENING.
I WILL NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN THIS NOTION. BATS WILL NEVER BE WELCOME ON MY PREMESIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)
# I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT BATS
AND MY CUNT.
TOGETHER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)
# THIS IS A HORROR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5514844
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)
# segregation never!
integration now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Hehehe.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)