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# if you could make a robot to your own design
wouldn't you make one that was pretty?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Nah, I'd make one to scare the Bee Jesus out of kids...
I would then capture this Bee Jesus and force it to make me holy honey for my toast.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# :)
oh, so bad it was good...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# cue 'bee jesus' pic
plzkthx
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Errr... I don't have one...
Something of that complexity would take me at least three hours in Paint...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# someone has one
I have seen it
And I have seen that it is good

How are you after the big day, oh sinister demon-meister?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Kind of aimless and bored of work...
So much the same as before really :)

How's yerself oh Debbilish one?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Much the same
life is stressing me out at the moment but work is just dull
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I think the boredom of work causes the stress of life...
if work is super fun and interesting, you're not AS inclined to notice what's up with the rest of life...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I'd make one that knew how to rhumba
What's the point of a robot if it can't rhumba.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Yes
Like a robot with a head shaped like Julia Sawalha's on a body shaped like Julia Sawalha's.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# So.... Robot Julia Sawalha then?
Can I have a go once you're finished with it?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# No, you're not listening Stew.
I said the robot head of Julia Sawalha on the robot body of Julia Sawalha. I said nothing about them being attached.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# a mecha sawalha
if you will
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# :D
you are my newest hero ... :)

see - you didn't have to go off and write impressive comedy stuff for Radio 4, you just had to reference fist of fun.

YAY
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# i'd design the ultimate robot
that looked just like me
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I would make one that looks like Kate Moss
With a removable face so you can change it fo....


* Fucksocks - hasn't that been done? *
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I'd make a robot that looked like a frickin laser beam
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# if it was a sexbot, then yes
... if it was a killbot, probably

... if it was a cleanerbot, yes

... if it was a dentistbot, no

... if it was a dentistsassistantbot, yes
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# are you saying dentists aren't sexy?
o_O
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I'm saying if someone's drilling my teeth with a drill
I don't want to be trying to look down their top.

it's a health and safety issue.

... perhaps it could be fixed with some sort of outer casing or psychotropic drugs.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Going to the dentist GMTFH anyway
I'm odd like that
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)