Oh marvelous!I always say good porn names should go one syllable - two syllable, and the first name for a man should be something unlikely but manly, like Brad or Jock, the second should have some hint of sexual or prowess suggestive pun about it, like Shagger or Harder, and it helps if the first and second name start with the same letter. Oh, and you can break the 'one syllable' rule if it ends in 'y' like Joey or Rocky.
Dirk Diggler (altho fictional) is still my fave male porn star name, but Jeff Stryker comes a close second.
For you, The Bear, hmmm, lets see...
Rocky Reamer, Chuck Balou (as in the bear), Brad Breaker, Hank Hursute, Grizzly Heman, Hugh J Bollocks, Chad Chunky, Growl Gonads, Zak Zemen, Bear Baiter, Girth Gargantuan...
I could go on.
Do let us know, (and bear in mind, we may refer to you as it from then on!) ;)
(Dirk Diggler (altho fictional) is still my fave male porn star name, but Jeff Stryker comes a close second.
For you, The Bear, hmmm, lets see...
Rocky Reamer, Chuck Balou (as in the bear), Brad Breaker, Hank Hursute, Grizzly Heman, Hugh J Bollocks, Chad Chunky, Growl Gonads, Zak Zemen, Bear Baiter, Girth Gargantuan...
I could go on.
Do let us know, (and bear in mind, we may refer to you as it from then on!) ;)
..wil,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 8:51,
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