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(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# who am holly?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Holly Wells...
Meh
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Have this image I post on people's B3tadays:
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ta
Have some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Cake!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# bah
i thought it was holly willoughby for a second.

she can deck my halls anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Someone who has very little chance of stacking up ant frequent flier miles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Happy 'ARGH my username is on fire! Put me out! Put me out! It burns! day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I don't understand this image at all
but I will say woo as it is your b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Uh?
Frank Bough and Holly Wells are decking the Halls.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I have no idea who either of these people are.
I assumed that their names would be boughs and holly, but I don't know them from Adam.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Frank Bough - Disgraced former Nationwide News Presenter
(remember Nationwide? - used to be on after the kids telly finished at 6 on BBC1)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# happy b3ta day
shame Bough is phonetically Boff

but good pun effort


C+
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ah!
It's Frank Bough!

I know who he is!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Yes but it's a visual gag!
Phonetics are just a technicality. I want a revised marking from C+ to B.

It's my Betaday and I'm gonna cry like a little girl who's just had her cherry popped by the nasty man next door.....boo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *resubmits to matriculation board*
B-
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hippo bathday!
And your CFB isn't actually any bigger. Que?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Who am CFB?
?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)